Drama

2013 Oscars Stub My Big Toe

In a huge shock to legitimate movie fans worldwide, the epic blockbuster My Big Toe was completely snubbed by its peers as it failed to win a single Oscar at this year's 85th Motion Picture Academy Awards ceremony in Hollywood. [caption id="attachment_758" align="alignright" width="220"]Oscar Statue My Big Toe failed to win one of these[/caption] The epic saga, which depicts the heroic story of one man's quest to save the universe and gain enlightenment, had been expected to clean sweep the Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Cinematography, Best Director, Best Script, Best Music, and the coveted Best Anatomically Correct Feature film categories. The obligatory making-of documentary [intlink id="616" type="post"]Inside My Big Toe: The Making of a Masterpiece[/intlink] had also been expected to pick up the Oscar for Best Documentary. (more…)

By Graham, ago
Drama

The Digitally Remastered My Big Toe Director's Cut Limited Edition Collector's Box Set

Well the response to My Big Toe has been simply staggering. Never before has a YouTube video taken so long to go viral. So in a cynical marketing ploy to keep the loyal fans coming back to spend even more on merchandising, we've now released the limited edition collector's box set that you didn't know you'd been waiting for: [caption id="attachment_675" align="aligncenter" width="400"]The Digitally Remastered My Big Toe Director's Cut Limited Edition Collector's Box Set The Digitally Remastered My Big Toe Director's Cut Limited Edition Collector's Box Set[/caption] Finally, you can get all the materials related to the My Big Toe phenomenon together in one place. No mucking around or interference from major studios here. Instead, you'll get maximum dramatic impact completely faithful to the director's original creative vision by experiencing My Big Toe exactly as the director intended. So sit back and enjoy the contents of The Digitally Remastered My Big Toe Director's Cut Limited Edition Collector's Box Set: (more…)

By Graham, ago
Legal

Sony Puts Legal Boot Into My Big Toe Soundtrack

International media content giant Sony have put the legal boot into the soundtrack of Graham Stoney's latest epic motion picture blockbuster, My Big Toe. Lawyers for Stoney Productions reported that they first became aware of the alleged copyright infringement in certain portions of the soundtrack after receiving a notification from YouTube's Content ID system. “Sony Music Entertainment alleged via YouTube that the original soundtrack to My Big [caption id="attachment_654" align="alignright" width="321"]My Big Toe Title Sony Claim That This...[/caption] Toe bore a striking resemblance to the music from the opening title sequence of another well-known movie franchise, to which they claim to own the rights”, said the lawyer for Stoney Productions. “It's really just yet another case of some giant corporate conglomerate crushing the creativity of the little guy.” (more…)

By Graham, ago
Drama

Check Out The Trailer For This Year's Least Anticipated Cinematic Release!

It's been described as shorter than Star Wars, hastier than Harry Potter; less tedious than Lord Of The Rings. Finally, the cinematic blockbuster you didn't realise you'd been waiting for your whole life is almost here.

Check out the trailer for the epic saga of a lifetime, My Big Toe:

Coming soon to YouTube.

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By Graham, ago